Ingredients:

6 large server farm raised eggs

2-3 dime sized chunks off the front passenger side tire of a 2016 Nissan Xterra

3 strands hair from a mannequin of a small, local museum, dishwater blonde or gray blonde only —  mannequin’s expression must be somber/wistful — no smiles, no consternation, etc..

0.5 oz rust shaved from a significantly old metal lunchbox or from retired novelty shovel used in a breaking ground ceremony — multi sourcing is fine, though shovel rust and lunchbox rust cannot be combined (it’s either/or)

100 Feathercoins 

1-2 cups of leftover scraps of a stranger’s dinner — it is very important that said diner not see you — must be an absolute stranger

20 (approx.) used SD cards — each including images from a tropical vacation — palm trees, sand, “impossible” blue water, etc.

19 seconds that felt like an eternity

5 letter “m”s clipped from any novel of nautical fiction, predating 1997 — if there happen to be letters on the other side that’s ok, just as long as they are neither “a”s nor “j”s

1 chip from a gravestone from 1930 — flapper or dance-professional related — white stone preferable — needn’t be larger than a pebble

10-15 wisteria petals from the Garden of Ninfa

9 kudzu leaves from growth on an abandoned structure in Tuscaloosa

2 whole onion routers, chopped

4 reproductions of Arnold Böcklin’s Isle of the Dead (not computer print out, but like museum postcard or bookplate)

1 positive attitude.