Sundown in a sad town.

It’s windy outside Party City.

“Just a yin looking for a yang.”

A wig on a twig stuck in sand.

We heard the handle latch catch.

We saw the dog leash by the door.

We found a dollar in the pollywog.

“Why is there a scarecrow in the basement?”

“Because there’s a plastic rose in the attic.”

Beyond the garden gate → a black hole of Klein bottles.

Ted the Caver: “I feel fantastic...”

...but then he was sealed in the nutty putty cavern forever.